“If you do I won’t go!”
Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda .The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they would not eat the sand wiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year. When the two turtles said , “Oh, come on, let’s eat the sandwiches . “Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, “If you do I won’t go!”
- Sonalitha.L (1st MBA)

Mistake Mistake Mistake………..
If a Barber makes a mistake
It’s a New Style,
If a Politician makes a mistake
It’s a New Law,
If a Scientist makes a mistake
It’s a New Invention
If a Tailor makes a mistake
It’s a New Fashion,
If a Teacher makes a mistake
It’s a New Theory,
If a Student makes a mistake
It’s a “MISTAKE”…..
- PREMALATHA ( 1ST M.C.A.)

MURDER OF ENGLISH
 Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
 Both of you stand together separately.
 Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside.
 Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself.
 I have 2 daughters both are girls.
 Give me a blue pen of any color.
 All of you stand in a straight circle.
 Open the window –let the AIRFORCE come in
- SWAPNA PRIYA ( 2ND M.B.A.)

What is Chai for an Indian?
 Sleepy? Have tea
 Head ache ? Have tea
 Tired? Have tea
 Mood off? Have tea
 Feeling cold? Have tea
 Want a samosa? Must Have tea
 Late night study? Have tea
 Party after tuitions? With tea
 Not well? Have tea
 Zero figure? Have tea
 Pocket money? Make tea for your father
 Guests? Make tea
 Waiting for train? Have tea
 Watching TV? Have tea
 Last but not least –want to become PM……..make tea
Tea is like opium for Indians .it’s like
“If you want success then have tea”
- SANDHYA (Final M.C.A.)

SITUATION
In a room light goes off….people open their mobile torch by their normal handsets….
Guy with an I phone –please someone show light on my face so that I can unlock my phone.
- SAMBHAVI (Final M.C.A)

THE VALUE OF A WORD
There was a boy named Max whose mother was died at his month’s age only. Now he was living with his father who works at the steam furnace in the ship. The father loves max a lot, where he goes he even take max along with him. The ship he was working in travels for twenty-five days on the ocean to reach the destination and it returns in the same way.As the ship was very large the captain had allotted the rooms for the workers at the top of the ship which was very far to their working area in the ship. Even max and his father live there. But this time the ship was filled with all the drunk and the dangerous people. It was not safe to seven years’ old max to roam and play in the ship.

So, max’s father said to max “don’t come out of the room whatever happens in the ship until I come to you “by saying he went to his work. After some time, the burners near the furnace had busted and the flames surrounded in the ship. Max’s father had died as he works near the furnace. The captain in the ship is in hurry of saving the lives of his passengers but max doesn’t know the things which were happening in the ship but he can hear all the sounds. The captain came to max and asked to open the door and save his life. But max said that “my father said not open the door until he come to me “then captain was asking max again and again to open the door and save his life, but there is only one reply from max it was” my father said not to open the door until he comes”, but his father is not alive to come near him.After some time, the flames surrounded the room of max; the captain had jumped out of the ship to rescue his life. Even though max was not opening the door and by crying he was saying “daddy come to me and save me these flams are frightening and reaching me please come to me and save me or at least say me a word to come out” but his father was not there to hear him. By valuing his father’s words max didn’t come out of the room. Finally, max had burnt and died in those flames only………When interviewed these words are said by the ship captain who had rescued from the ship. Now it was up to us how much value we are giving to the words of our parents and god.

This was not a short story but a real story.
- BY, B. SOWJANYA II MSCS

A Very Special Bank Account.
Imagine `you had a bank account that deposited $86,400 each morning. The account carries over no balance, from day to day. Allows you to keep no dash balance, and every evening cancels whatever part of the amount you had failed to use during the day .What would you do? Draw out every dollar each day. We all have such a bank .Its name is “TIME”.

Every morning ,if credits you with 86,400 seconds .Every night it writes off, as lost ,Whatever time you have failed to use wisely. It carries over no balance from day to day .It allows no overdraft so you borrow against yourself (or)use more time than you have EACH DAY. The accounts started fresh each night it destroys an unused time. If you fail to use the day’s deposits, it’s your loss and you can’t appeal to get it back. There is never any borrowing time. You can’t take a loan out on your time or against someone else’s. The time you have is the time you have and that is that.

Time management is yours to decide how you spend the MONEY. It is never the case of as not having enough time to do thing, but the case of whether we want to do them and where they fall in our priorities.

- I.Syamal, V.Lavanya, I.Mounika. II MSCS.

Women Empowerment -Role of Education.
Education is a key factor for women Empowerment, Prosperity, Developmentand welfare. Discrimination of women from womb to tomb is well known. There is continued inequality of women in all sectors and women oppressed in all spheres of life; they need to be empowered in all walks of life. In order to fight against the socially constructed gender biases, women have to swim against the system that requires more strength .Such strength come from the education. Hence, it is of foremost importance to raise the level of education amongst women.

The Role of “St .ANN’S COLLEGE FOR WOMEN “ empowering women through academic excellence ,skill enhancement and value enrichment to help the girl student embark on life’s journey.
- BY Pagadala. Mounika, B.S.C II MSCS.

LEARN TO INSPIRE & LEARN TO LEAD (OR) LIVE
Learn it : learn it : learn it.
-Learn from the Seeds
      How to develop,
-Learn from the leaves
      How to work,
-Learn from the Stem
      How to stay strong
-Learn from the Flowers
      How to Smile,
-Learn from the Roots
      How to give support,
-Learn from the Fruits
      How to make happy,
-Learn from the Plants
      How to leave life,
-Learn from the Trees
      How to get down to the earthy,
-Learn from the Snake
      How to be venomous,
-Learn from the Fox
      How to be Clever,
-Learn from the Bengal Tiger
      How to be royal,
-Learn from dogs
      How to be Faithfull.
- BY SK.SHARMILA, II B.SC/MSCS

ONE THING BUT CONVES A LOT .
One song can sparka moment. One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest.
One bird cans herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship.
One hand claps lift a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea.
One word can frame a goal.
One vote can change a nation.
One sunbeam lights up a room.
One candle wipes out darkness.
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step can start each journey.
One word can start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits.
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom .
One heart can know what’s true.
One life can make a difference.
SO YOU SEE ,IT’S UP TO YOU?
- BY G.YaminiSaraswathi, II MSCS

TEACHER MY PREACHER
MY teacher is a great preacher
Forever a loyal dictator
A soft spoken counselor,
Her flawless love makes us
To be the leader in and around.
Her Sincere guidance
Takes us to the high-end
Her pinnacle set of moral values
Makes us perfect human beings
Once candle wipes out darkness
From her I learnt to live a life
A life a respectful life
      She taught me everything I need
      She molds me from a stone to diamond
      One touch can show you care
Thank you teacher for what you are
Thank you teacher for showing me a path
Thank you God for giving her as my “TEACHER”
- BY SK .Nazama.,II MSCS

AN INSIRATIONAL STORY
Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she did not know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed.

Her father, a chef, took her to the Kitchen. He filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Once the three pots began to boil, he placed potatoes in one pot, eggs in the second pot, and ground coffee beans in the third pot. He then let them sit and boil, without saying a word to his daughter. The daughter moaned and impatiently waited, wondering what he was doing.

After twenty minutes he turned off the burners. He took the potatoes out of the pot and placed them in a bowl .He pulled the boiled eggs out and placed them in a bowl. He then ladled the coffee out and placed it in a cup .Turning to her he asked “DAUGHTER! What do you see”?

“Potatoes, eggs and coffee” she hastily replied.

“Look closer”, he said and touch the potatoes she did and noted that they were soft. He then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hardboiled egg. Finally, he asked her to sip the coffee. Its rich aroma brought a smile to her face. ”Father what does this mean?” she asked. He then explained that the Potatoes, the eggs and coffee beans had each faced the same adversity-the boiling water.

However, each one reacted differently.

The potato went in strong, hard and unrelenting, but in boiling water, it becomes soft and weak. The eggs were fragile, with thin outer shell protecting its liquid interior until it was put in the boiling water. Then the inside of the egg become hard.

However, the ground coffee beans were unique. After they were exposed to the boiling water, they changed the water and created something new. “Whish are you”, he asked his daughter. “When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a potato, an egg or a coffee bean?

MORAL:
In life, things happen around us, things happen to us, but the only thing that truly matters is what happens within us.

Which one are you?
- BY D.BHUMIKA, II MSCS.

QUOTE: “Do not dwell in the past; do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”

For Giving Is Better Than Revenge
A man came out of his house to admire his new car. But, shockingly his 3 years old son was happily scratching that new shine car with stone.

Then man got very angry and ran to his son pulled him away from that new car and bet with a hammer on little boys hand as punishment. When fathers angry was gone he rushed his son to the hospital .Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, finally he has to remove the fingers from the boy both hands.

When the boy woke up after the surgery and saw his bandaged hands and he innocently asked his father “Daddy, I am sorry about the new car” but “When are my fingers are going to rise “ or going to grow back.

Later his father went to house and saw the car .on that car the little boy scratched that “I LOVE YOU DADDY.” Than his father realized his sin to his own son and felt about his son’s life was spoiled by him and committed to suicide.

Moral :“people made mistakes In a temper .in that result ,they get lost their life .so, be patient to live happily.”
- BY R.SAI SREE, I B.B.C